Episode 10 – Dick on The Olympics

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Download the MP3 The Cuck Olympics, fans send snacks, the disgusting state of men’s bathrooms, the disgusting-er state of women’s bathrooms, Lifetime gets something right, new lighting equipment, sexual harassment in the workplace and how to get away with it, big boobs and their magical powers, and Sean agrees to read an erotic story; all … Continue reading "Episode 10 – Dick on The Olympics"

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:13.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:19.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick.
0:21.0	I'm your host Dick Masterson.
0:22.0	You want Dick, you love Dick you need Dick. I'm your host Dick Masterson.
0:22.6	You want Dick, you love Dick, you need Dick.
0:24.4	You got it.
0:25.0	It's the only podcast where everything is a contest.
0:27.8	With me as always is Sean, the audio engineer.
0:30.3	Hello Dick.
0:30.9	Hello, what's up buddy, and with me today is a very special guest.
0:34.4	The beautiful, the lovely, the captivating, the bewitching, Lenora Claire.
0:41.6	You're like an amazing hype man.
0:42.8	I should have you come with me everywhere to go.
0:45.4	As soon as I start to peter off with the hype,
0:48.0	that's when I become self-destructive
0:49.7	and that's when you need to abort me
0:51.8	as quickly as possible. Like that's when you give to abort me as quickly as possible.
0:53.0	Like that's when you give the signal to security,
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