Episode 097 - The Ashwoodian Candidate
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2020
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Chief Player Liaison Officer Theo Clinton has unexpectedly been exposed as the individual behind the Ashwood City email hacks. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan looks to resolve, understand and ultimately exploit his motives.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina Pitt
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Nalan Burgess
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:26.3 | National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:58.9 | Hello, Theo. |
| 1:01.0 | I'd like a quick word. |
| 1:02.7 | Patrick, I can explain. |
| 1:04.1 | Yeah, I should fucking hope so. |
| 1:06.7 | Get in the boardroom right fucking now. |
| 1:08.4 | Patrick, what's going on? |
| 1:10.5 | You're staying in here away from that computer until I can think of what the fuck I'm going to do to you. |
| 1:13.6 | And if you even think about using the executive coffee machine in there, I will pour that boiling, frothy milk over your fucking head |
| 1:21.6 | until your skin melts and you end up looking like Carlos Tevez. |
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