Episode 094 - Patrick or Treat
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Following an away defeat to Wolverhampton Wanderers, Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall finds himself as an unwilling chauffeur to Head of Communications Jess Tate, as they make their way to the Ashwood City Halloween Party.
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina Pitt
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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