Okay, no, everyone outside. Outside, everybody out. Timmy. Timmy, get away from the adult section.

It's been placed up high for a reason. No, no, don't even look at them. Some of those back covers will traumatize you.

Hey, no, don't you dare, Timmy. Timmy!

Well, Timmy has just run away with one of the Ronchir videos in that collection.

Good thing he's never even seen a VHS tape before. He's probably gonna try and make TikToks with it.

Whatever they do.

Chapsnats.

Anyway, apologies for the mess. Like most people I've fallen on some hard times here at Radio Rental.

And I've had no choice but to open up a side business.

It's a socially distanced summer camp. Not as easy as it sounds, let me tell you.

At first I was flattered by the response all these young protégés wanting to learn the art of storytelling to be enlightened to the dark corners of the universe.

And then I remembered how I really feel about children.

In this group, especially they are a bunch of non-starters. A real bunch of 0.0s.

LOSERs. All Gameboys and Gatorade. No attention span. No respect for them.

Damn it! What? Timmy? No. Go get Evan to help you clean that up.

No. I don't care if you're not talking to him today. Then just get whoever. Just do it, please.

What? Yes, you can have a graham cracker after.

Well, anyway. Speaking of summer camp, I think I know just the tape for you.

This is pretty freaky stuff. Set in a camp, far away from here.

I'll just pop it in for you while I go deal with these tiny tyrants.

And I'll drop all their eye gadgets into the back of the toilet.

But that would also make my life harder, wouldn't it? Anyway, enjoy the tape.

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