Episode 077 - The Resurrection
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
The Premier League has returned, as Ashwood City host Arsenal.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
With thanks to
Jon Champion
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now |
| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.6 | Hey. Oh, pal, you missed it |
| 0:56.6 | Patrick, that is so you, you missed the best fucking bit! |
| 0:59.8 | You should have seen it, pal. |
| 1:01.1 | Literally pick the ball up in my own half. |
| 1:03.0 | Shut up. |
| 1:04.2 | What? |
| 1:07.5 | It's back. |
| 1:09.0 | What? |
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