Episode 075 - Rebel Without a Clause
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2020
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
In a time of unprecedented government support for businesses, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has taken the opportunity to make the most of the tax-payer funded assistance.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Additional voices
Luke Moore
Lynne Shaw
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
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| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:00.8 | Hi guys. |
| 1:04.9 | Look, it's always great to be in the Ashwood City Superstore. |
| 1:07.6 | You know, as I've always said, this is the heartbeat of the club. |
| 1:10.3 | This is the real club spirit right here. First thing, Gillingham toilet roll, |
| 1:13.6 | there is a major price change on that. It's now 12 quid a roll. Okay, so if we could change the markup |
| 1:19.7 | on those, Linda? Great. Okay. And secondly, you know, I've taken a lot of flack about keeping |
| 1:26.5 | this place open and the whole COVID-19% off-sale fiasco. |
| 1:30.5 | But I want to address your concerns today as I know you're worried about is it going to be open? |
| 1:35.3 | Is it going to be closed? But I can tell you now that we are staying open. |
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