Episode 021: Cheques, Spies, Videotape
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2019
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
A leaked disgruntled conference held with the written press by Rod Meadows hits home following suspicious activity during a sports science program at the training ground. Tension is rising at the club as the likelihood of selling Ivan Lloyd suddenly becomes very real.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional voices:
Lucinda Shaw
Luke Stevenson
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive Patrick, and the Herald have leaked the audio from Rod's press conference. |
| 1:01.9 | They've leaked it. |
| 1:02.6 | All of it, raw. |
| 1:03.6 | No one with the written press, all of it. |
| 1:05.2 | Oh, shit. |
| 1:06.9 | I mean, it bleaked some of the words out, which is kind, but... |
| 1:10.2 | Oh, it's bad. |
| 1:11.6 | Rod's lost his mind. He thinks we're going to sell Ivan. |
| 1:16.6 | Which one of you is Gariff Backel? |
| 1:19.6 | I am. You're a k-kuh. |
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