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The Offensive

Episode 019: El Crapico

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

It's time for the FA Cup Third Round and The Kent Derby. Off the back of an encouraging run under new manager Rod Meadows the Ashwood City bus is stopped in its tracks outside Priestfield Stadium in Gillingham as the local crowds block its approach.

 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



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1:08.7

This is a work of fiction.

1:10.0

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or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. This podcast is protected

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1:24.7

I think the jury's out on whether they give Solstia the job,

1:27.8

but the impact is made and the change of mentality is more than enough, surely.

1:31.5

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