Episode 017: The Transfer Committee
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
With the transfer window opening in just over two weeks and with a new Head Coach lined up to replace the struggling Felix Grosjean; Ashwood are conducting their annual transfer committee. Amidst the chaotic player recruitment and research, Patrick is looking to sign his player that will secure funds for Thomas Fell and ensure Patrick receives 15% of the club for a cut price.
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Additional voices:
Rhys Tees
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
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| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game-specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:10.1 | Music This is The Offensive. Thank you all so much for coming. |
| 1:12.5 | This wonderful turnout here. |
| 1:14.3 | Now, I've got Graham here, |
| 1:17.0 | and his six-year-old daughter, Sophie, |
| 1:19.7 | has come along to show me something very special, haven't you, Sophie? |
| 1:24.0 | It was handed down to Sophie by my dad, her grandfather who we lost last year, yeah. |
| 1:31.7 | Very sad. Very sad indeed. And I must say your father has passed down something truly unique and wonderful to his granddaughter. So let's take a look at it, shall we, folks? |
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