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The Offensive

Episode 015: Good Klopp Bad Klopp

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2018

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

As Ashwood prepare for the visit of Liverpool, Patrick is infuriated following derogatory comments about Ashwood from Jurgen Klopp and various analysts within the mainstream media. In an effort to enact revenge and give Ashwood the upper hand in the game he and Woody take drastic steps. 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate  

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

 

Additional voices:

Rhys Tees

Nalan Burgess

Jonny Blain

Joel Emery

 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

 

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised. 



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0:55.0

That's when I knew, you know, I knew from then on that my life would never be the same, you know.

1:01.0

He grew up loving football, you know.

1:03.0

Absolutely loved it. And now he's, what, he's eight years old and since the age of four, he supported Ashwood.

1:09.0

I remember, actually actually when he first

1:11.6

started supporting as he said, you know, I want to support Chelsea dad. This was back when

1:16.6

Marini was good. And I said, I said, no you won't son. You support Ashwood. You're a man of

1:22.0

Kent and all that. So it became an Ashford fat. And now look? Hey, Steve, come on, it's okay.

1:28.6

I just feel like I've let him down, you know?

1:30.1

Steve, hey, Steve, you haven't let anyone down?

1:32.5

I've neglected my duties as a father.

1:34.4

I've given him this terrible, this awful burden.

1:37.7

Steve.

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