Episode 015: Good Klopp Bad Klopp
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
As Ashwood prepare for the visit of Liverpool, Patrick is infuriated following derogatory comments about Ashwood from Jurgen Klopp and various analysts within the mainstream media. In an effort to enact revenge and give Ashwood the upper hand in the game he and Woody take drastic steps.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional voices:
Rhys Tees
Nalan Burgess
Jonny Blain
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:55.0 | That's when I knew, you know, I knew from then on that my life would never be the same, you know. |
| 1:01.0 | He grew up loving football, you know. |
| 1:03.0 | Absolutely loved it. And now he's, what, he's eight years old and since the age of four, he supported Ashwood. |
| 1:09.0 | I remember, actually actually when he first |
| 1:11.6 | started supporting as he said, you know, I want to support Chelsea dad. This was back when |
| 1:16.6 | Marini was good. And I said, I said, no you won't son. You support Ashwood. You're a man of |
| 1:22.0 | Kent and all that. So it became an Ashford fat. And now look? Hey, Steve, come on, it's okay. |
| 1:28.6 | I just feel like I've let him down, you know? |
| 1:30.1 | Steve, hey, Steve, you haven't let anyone down? |
| 1:32.5 | I've neglected my duties as a father. |
| 1:34.4 | I've given him this terrible, this awful burden. |
| 1:37.7 | Steve. |
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