Episode 014: It All Comes Back to the Cock

Babe?

Personal Journals, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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In this episode of the critically panned docuseries Babe? Ryan and Lara are back in LA and attempting to recover from the...unique bed at the Greenwich Hotel. Ryan recounts his erotic journeys in the Big Apple, Lara praises herself for interacting with a straight man and The Readers share their insane injury stories. Wanna lol with us? Follow our journey on Instagram @babepodcast or visit babepodcast.com.

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe,
0:27.0	babe, babe, babe,
0:28.0	babe, babe,
0:31.0	I'm Laura, and I'm Ryan.
0:33.4	And this is, babe?
0:35.6	You're ready? I'm ready. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Let's do it. All right. Hi. Hi guys. I'm so happy to see you. So good to see you again. We're back in LA we made it back we
0:56.7	made it back we're now on my couch not an uncomfortable bed no I feel like that bed
1:01.5	fucked my back up too. I need a massage. I like my lower back. I also just started kind of working out again this week for the first time and a long time.
1:10.0	You went to sweat garage, right? Well, I went to sweat garage and then I've just been taking it easy and breezy and a couple
1:15.4	like Pilates classes that I can just walk to.
1:18.8	But then yesterday my back started hurting and I blame the Greenwich.
1:22.6	Yeah, I know, I blame their weird bed.
1:25.6	I know, you need to call them.
1:26.6	You need to telegram.
1:27.5	Wait, we actually found out in regards to the bed
1:30.3	that it's like weirdly super expensive sheet. It's a bullshit Swedish bed. Like we
1:36.6	Googled it and then we found out that it's like a sweet like a Swedish style
1:40.8	of bed. It's high drama. It's high drama where you pay a ton of money to be very
1:45.9	uncomfortable. It's like when you go to a health food store and you like read the copy on
1:50.2	like nuts and it's like four pages long and you're like these are just nuts from a health food store
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