Episode 013: Two Assholes

Babe?

Personal Journals, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of the groundbreaking podcast, Babe? Lara and Ryan are in New York City, podcasting from their room at the Greenwich Hotel! Manhattan is causing Ryan to fully babe out–he shares his most recent TBD sexual journey and laments his asshole's loss of elasticity. Lara recounts a dark and tragic year that was filled with Vanderpump-esque injuries, and the babes get reader mail about Sephora scams. Follow their journey @babepodcast on Instagram.

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0:00.0	Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe,
0:05.0	bebe, babe, uh, babe,
0:07.0	babe,
0:08.0	I'm Laura, and I'm Ryan,
0:11.0	and this is, Babe.
0:14.0	Hello.
0:17.0	Hello.
0:20.0	Hi.
0:21.0	Hi.
0:22.0	Oh my God, we're coming to... Well, we're coming to you from a very expensive shoebox in New York.
0:27.0	Yes, it's called the Greenwich Hotel.
0:29.0	Yeah.
0:30.0	It's like a coffin.
0:31.0	It's like a glamorous coffin. It is.
0:33.0	Robert DeNiro owns it.
0:35.0	It's in Tribeca.
0:36.0	A lot of his art is on the walls, which I'm super unclear on.
0:39.0	I didn't know he painted.
0:40.0	He paints and he, I'm convinced he like made this hotel so that he could just hang his art on the wall I love that I love being like I'll just buy a hotel make it cheek and then hang my art Robert DeNiro's art is a babe for me.
0:54.0	Yeah, it's a total babe.
0:56.0	I watched it and I thought it was...
0:57.0	I thought like the signature on it was Joan Meiro and then I looked closer and it was DeNiro.
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