Episode 001: Transfer Deadline Day
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2018
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Join Ashwood City FC on deadline day as the club's lack of spending during the window sparks an internal crisis. After manager Dan Watson appears on national radio to air his frustrations regarding a quiet transfer window, club Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is left with his Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to try and get a handle on things.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Additional voices:
Jo Price
Lucinda Shaw
Omari Douglas
Sirena Riley
Rhys Tees
Oliver Dowling
Denis Michallet
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
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| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.5 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.3 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:52.9 | I've scored a few of them in my time |
| 0:54.6 | A very special guest now |
| 0:56.8 | on the line, Ashwood City boss |
| 0:59.0 | and a friend of the media |
| 1:00.2 | has to be said, Dan Watson is with us |
| 1:02.6 | Dan, how are you, pal? |
| 1:04.1 | Hi, Jim, hi guys. |
| 1:05.4 | Now how are things at Kent's only |
| 1:07.5 | Premier League side, Dan? It's been a quiet |
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