Hello!

And welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets, and shenanigans of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Curley Wiesel, and we are on the cusp of Halloween, people. We are right there. We're, I guess if Halloween is all Hallows Eve, this is all Hallows Eve, Eve, Eve. We are right there. It is about to happen. And if you, like me, you know, maximize your Halloween celebrations, you probably did some stuff last weekend.

I did two. I carved a pumpkin for my second time ever, and I got to say, huge improvement. I did way better than last year. I went to my friend Branden's, and last year I did, just, you know, traditional jack-o-lantern face did not come out great. Very new at this, complaining the whole time about upper body strength. Lack thereof, I mean. and same thing happened this year,

but thankfully I was blessed with a pumpkin that I picked out of his pumpkin patch,

Lydia! complain the whole time about upper body strength. Lack thereof, I mean. And same thing happened this year, but thankfully I was blessed with a pumpkin that I picked out of his pumpkin patch that he set up at home. It was very cute. But the pumpkin I picked had like nothing inside. I really locked out because other people did not. And I drew a little starry night scene, a moon, some stars. It was very fun. if you weren't planning on carving pumpkins, I don't know, make it like a Thanksgiving tradition if we're too late. Get a gourd.

It's fun. It's

fun to carve little things and to scoop them out and then you put a little candle in it and

it glowed. It was wonderful. But to me, nothing is scarier in the Halloween season than something

like this episode.

This to me is a personal podcast H-H-HN because I'm out here ranking all of our collective favorite place.

I'm basically exploring what is good and not as good in a place that we unanimously agree

that we love.

Very scary territory to cover, but we are doing it this week.

This was a podcast suggestion by one of our listeners, Becky. If you were listening, but we are doing it this week. This was a podcast suggestion

by one of our listeners, Becky. If you were listening, Becky, thank you for this. It was

trickier than about than ranking the parks, because obviously I do not like Hollywood Studios,

apparently. And so that was pretty easy to rail on. This one is a little more complicated,

but ultimately fun. I hope you all have

the best Halloween. If you're listening to this one, it drops. I am going to Disneyland. I'm going

trick-or-treating with a child who is excited to be a princess. I have to dress up in a Disney

adjacent costume, and I am not happy about it. I do not like to wear costumes. I just want to

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