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I was fed up.

So when an obese guy sat next to me on a plane, I made him pay for the fat that spilled

onto my seat.

And here's how I did it.

I mean, the question is, how is that even calculated?

Do you go price per pound?

Like, what do we?

Yeah, yeah. It's like you put a little scale on this here. How much, how much, how much, like a little little, little fat cells on this guy? Like a little, like a little like like, like a little like like, like, like, like, like elf creature. Yeah. Like just like a little tiny thing. Or what you could do is you could uh you could charge per square inch that's

covered i mean you know there's many ways we can slice and dice this um big situation big

situation all right let's see so this month i was flying across the country on a long five hour

flights which i had booked and had seats selected for. Five hours ain't that long.

Not too bad.

I specifically chose an aisle seat in a row of two, so no middle seat.

Just the aisle and window.

Smart.

Wow.

A very, very obese man boards, and I can tell instantly he's going to have a tough

time fitting in any of the seats. Yeah, to have a tough time fitting in any of the seats.

Yeah, I have a tough time fitting these airplane seats. I can't imagine if you're on the

heftier side. It can be tricky. I had a friend that was like seven foot and he literally

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