EP923: My Parents Tried Tricking Me Into Marriage… With a Fake Pregnancy?! - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My(26M) gf(24F) told me she is pregnant but I am sterile
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My parents are baby trapping me into an arranged marriage, but there's a huge secret about |
| 0:09.7 | the baby that they don't know. |
| 0:11.6 | The baby is really good at juggling. |
| 0:15.3 | Whoa. |
| 0:16.0 | Not the juggling baby. |
| 0:17.2 | The baby has two penises. |
| 0:19.4 | I mean, it's happened. There's been eyewitnesses report. |
| 0:23.9 | I witness reports in this very room. I literally saw a guy with two penises at we spa. |
| 0:30.8 | No joke. They exist. They exist. Unicorns are real. Double unicorns. Yeah. Pneous unicorn. Shout out to you. |
| 0:37.4 | Is that can we, do we have to block that out. Yeah, Double unicorn. Penus unicorn. Shout out to you. Is that, do we, we're going to have to block that out. Yeah. Bleep all of the, yeah, put an eggplant, no words. Yeah. Any sort of penile reference or words. Some backstory. I got into an accident after college and will never be able to have kids. |
| 0:56.2 | Dang. Do you like slam into your car with a full erection just broke it? I mean, I imagine it's not |
| 1:04.6 | the, the shaft, the banana, the eggplant, but rather the sack. |
| 1:12.3 | Oh, the sack was torn, sliced? |
| 1:15.5 | Slice by a piece of glass, cut off. |
| 1:18.4 | No, no. |
| 1:19.0 | Somehow damaged irreparably. |
| 1:22.3 | Dang. |
| 1:23.4 | To fertility. |
| 1:25.0 | One time I saw a video of a guy skateboarding on a pipe and the pipe had a little hook on |
| 1:29.5 | the end and he fell and bailed and the hook just went straight through his jeans and then there |
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