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My whole marriage is a lie and I think my family might have found out the truth.

You know, Sam, uh, sometimes, uh, you are walking on the street and you find a $5 bill and

you're like, wow.

And then sometimes you're walking in down the street and you realize your marriage is a lie.

These are things.

These are the things that happen.

Yeah.

You know, it's like some days are up.

Some days are down.

Exactly.

You know, but some days are really down.

Yeah.

Some days go into the center of the earth and they don't know how to climb back out.

And then you find yourself in a black hole of

Reddit posting your sorrows to the internet and two guys in a room. Sadly true. All right. So,

this is going to be extremely weird. Me and my husband met in college and we're part of a tight

knit friend circle of four people whom we are still friends with to this day. So due to personal reasons

that I won't dive into, my husband asked me for marriage. It was supposed to be just a paper

marriage, nothing emotional, which we had decided to end after some years. Maybe it was like a green card

marriage, something. Okay. It was perfect for me because we all belong to a South Asian country where women are expected

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