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My step sister says she's having a baby with my boyfriend.

Now she's sending evidence and I can't believe what I'm saying.

You know, uh, sometimes evidence can be, uh, hard to take in.

You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, it can be hard to taken.

Oh, goodness.

It can be hard to take sitting down. Maybe you got to have some part of you standing up for it. You got to warm it up a little bit. You know, you got to, you want it to slide in smoothly. It's so, so smoothly. Except the evidence. Smoothly, too. Yeah. Yeah. You got to, you got to make sure this, this, this tape is interesting. I mean, this, this evidence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I met my 25 female boyfriend, Tim, 26 male, three and a half years ago. Gross. We hit it off and he was great and sweet and we got along perfectly. It was a fairy tale until I introduced him to my family. Yep,

that's how it goes. Yeah, it does. It does. Family, family fix it up. My mother had gotten remarried a few

months earlier. I like my stepdad and we get along fine. My step sister, Sarah, who is 26 female,

and I were friendly, but not besties by any means she is kind of an intense party

girl and being in our 20s we only saw each other at family events so i introduced tim to my

family at which point we learn sarah used to date tim party girl sarah okay oh that's kind of weird

that's weird dynamic. It is.

Yeah, they used to date when he was 20.

Tim said they broke up because she made out with another guy at a nightclub while drunk.

Hell yeah.

So classy, Sarah.

Yeah.

Sarah got upset and started saying I had to break up with him because it was too weird.

She called Tim her sloppy seconds and tried to get her parents

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