This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I just found it I'm pregnant, but my mother-in-law thinks I had a baby with another man. Then my father-in-law made it even worse. My father-in-law is the father. Dun, done. Dun! I mean, that would make it worse. It would be pretty bad. I want to see what actually made it worse. Maybe it is that. Maybe it is. I 27 female used to be a escort, a lady of the streets, if you will. Beast in the Sheets. From 18 until I was 23. I'm not proud of it, but I also don't give an F because I did what I had to do

to keep studying and keep a roof over my head. She was given a lot of the head in that roof.

Uh-oh. Oh. Head of the swallow ship. That's how I met my now fiancee 37 male. Through hoaxing.

Although he was never my client. So how did they meet? Let's find out. We began to date when I was about 25. And three or four months after that, my brother-in-law exposed me. No idea how he found out. For being a prostitute? Yes. Okay. All right. An escort. An escort. Because there's no way my fiancee knew and thus we had to come clean to his whole family.

Oh, wait. So the fiancee had no idea. Yes. Dang. Is that something you keep from your fiancee?

That is a really tough one. I don't know. I feel like, I feel like the fiancee should know.

Probably. I feel like, yeah. I think that like, but in fairness to her, it's like three to four

months in. So I could see like just. But they're the fiance. Is their fiance? Not at this point yet.

Oh. This is, we're throwing it back. Oh. Okay. So this is to four months in. Four months into date. No, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. So yes, I did it. Yes, he now knows. Yes, he doesn't care. All right. Stand up guy. I guess. There we go. It was two years ago at the time that I had stopped and we got over it. After that, there's a span of three to four months in which my

mother-in-law and some of my... years ago at the time that I had stopped and we got over it. After that, there's a span of three

to four months in which my mother-in-law and some of my fiance's aunts and cousins would

police their husbands when I was around. Oh, my God. Like, oh, don't. Hey, yeah, yeah. Don't slip and fall

and stick somewhere. It shouldn't go. That says more about the husbands than I think it does. The husbands and their wives. Yeah. Because it's like, like, are you that worried? Really? Yeah. Like, my God. It was really weird to be honest because these dudes were like 40 to 60 years old and I was not that desperate. Do you think they made any offers? I don't think so.

Okay. I don't think so. So my fiance shut their BS down hard and even when his family still

gives me the side-day from time to time, we thought it was behind us, but it wasn't. It's never behind

you. Your past follows you forever. That's right. Now he proposed to me year, and five months ago, we found out that I was pregnant. Congrats. Congrats, O.P. We were really happy about it, and we told his family as soon as we knew. His sisters and young brother were happy for us. But his mom took me aside. Oh, geez. Had a little word with me. Oh, I feel like the mom's going to be like,

is, is, is, is, is that his, is that is? Or is it one of your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, is, a client, baby. you've heard of a fair babies

but have you heard of client babies

the whole new genre

she begged me to be baby. You've heard of affair babies, but have you heard of client babies?

The whole new genre.

She begged me

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