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Guaranteed Human.

I'm kicking you and your miracle baby to the streets.

The baby is loud and it's your fault.

Am I the A-hole?

You know, why people be making loud-ass babies?

Yeah, why can't you just rip their vocal cords out and have a little mute baby?

Wow.

I 34 female live upstairs in a duplex with my two boxer pity mixes. I lived here for

five years with my ex who recently moved out. Last year, my neighbors, 31 female and 30s male,

moved in downstairs after the unit had been empty for a while. They were good neighbors until this

year when they had a baby. Uh-oh. Apparently, they had to go through IVF and had a bunch of miscarriages. And she posted all about it on Facebook. I thought that was TMI. But whatever. I'm only her Facebook friend because she added me. She's been a big deal about being pregnant and it's been annoying to see, but I just ignored her. Anyway, since she's had the baby, I've had to deal with crying from downstairs.

It's not as bad as I expected, but it's pretty damn annoying.

I've gone down and knocked on their door multiple times to say, keep that freaking noise down.

Make that baby shit the hell out.

I saw this product where it was like a baby silencer, and it was like a little mask that you put over the baby to

make it stop every time they apologize and blame their baby but nothing has changed i got fed up

and reported them to our landlord for making too much noise bro come on the landlord talked to my

neighbors who are now turning it around on me, saying my dogs are too loud and I play

music at night that wakes their baby up. A little reverse. Oh no. My dogs aren't loud and hardly ever

bark when I'm home. I got annoyed and went down to talk to my neighbor about it and she got really

nasty with me and blame me and my dogs for always waking up her baby. She said she can hear

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