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My girlfriend walked out of dinner because she found out my parents are gay and told me that I'm the A-hole.

Am I?

You know, Sam, I'm actually really offended because when I met your parents, I didn't tell you their sexual orientation.

You literally didn't tell me they were straight.

And let me tell you something. I was ready to just get out of there and say, Sianara, sucker. Yeah. Not doing this show with you anymore. Dunzo. Your parents are, are straight and without my knowledge. You should have mailed me a letter. I was about to set up your dad with a good looking dude. Literally. And now I can't. How dare you? How dare you? How are I supposed to be matchmaker for your parents if you don't tell me what kind of thing they like to, you know, suck on? I like how you chose suck on. I can see your brain working like, uh, suck on. I'm 25 male. I have two parents. My birth dad, John, who's 48 male, and my other dad,

Dwayne, who's 45 female. Or oops. Damn it, Sam. And my other dad, Dwayne, who's 45 male. I call my

birth dad John, dad. And I call my other dad Dwayne pops. That's awesome. Yeah, I love it. I love that. My birth dad John was married to my mom for a few years. Then she left my dad. And yeah, they ended up divorcing and now she's somewhere in California. I don't know where or what she's doing, haven't talked to her in ages. So dad and pops, I'm super close with. And I imagine they're super close with each other. They are the best parents any child could ask for. I love both of them and they've always been with me. My dad introduced me to Pops when I was a little boy and they told me that they were in a relationship. And I was all for it because I had seen my dad become lonely sad when he was single. And so the fact that my dad loves someone and has a life

partner made me super happy. Let's go. O.P. You sound like a freaking gem. We love you. This is like a fairy

tale. It literally is. Pops and dad got married and we've been living an amazing life. I'm probably

more close to Pops than my own dad due to the fact that Pops is really cool and he's laid back.

I love both of them equally and they love me too. What the heck? This is too nice. This is a Reddit story. Too cute. What the frickin' heck. I didn't sign up for some fairy tale happy ending. Add destruction. All right. Well, I think destruction is about to be added. True. For a few months, I've been dating this girl, Bella, who's my age.

I thought she's pretty cute and liked her.

So we kicked it, and recently destruction is about to be added. True. For a few months, I've been dating this girl, Bella, who's my age. I thought she's pretty cute and liked her. So we kicked it. And recently, she told me my parents want to meet your parents and want to come over for dinner. I said, sure, I'll tell my family. So yesterday, Friday night, Bella comes in. Pops greets her and says, come on in, sweetheart. Dinner is ready. She says, you must be blank dad, so good to meet you. And she shakes his hand. And she sees dad come out of the kitchen. Uh-oh. She's holding the mac and cheese tray with mittens and is putting it on the table. Then Bella says, who the fuck is this guy? No, then Bella says, who's he? I said, oh, that's my dad.

She said, I thought he's your dad. I do love the like, oh, is this? Oh, oh, oh, oh. She's referring to

pops. I said, yeah, that's my pops. And that's my dad. She pulls me aside and said, I didn't know

your parents are gay. Oh, my God. Why didn't me aside and said, I didn't know your parents are gay.

Oh my God. Why didn't you tell me? I generally didn't know why that it would be an issue or anything

because you're dating me, not my parents and all. So it shouldn't matter. But I guess it's a concern

for her. Her parents come at the door after they parked and Bella tells her parents,

let's leave and they left. Oh my God. Okay. Or there's a little bit more to the story. But like I could totally see like, dude, why don't you tell me? Like I get like a heads up just just just to know. Just to know. But like I'm like, oh. Well like honestly like I more like what are your parents' names? Just, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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