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My sister's friend forced my son not to eat in my own house.

I kicked her out and now my sister thinks I'm the A-Hole.

Yeah, starving your child.

You know, starving your child is a good move.

Come on.

And is not a-hole behavior.

It teaches them, you know, willpower.

It does.

It teaches them delayed gratification. You know who also starved themselves? Talk to me. Gandhi. Whoa. Buddha. Whoa. Jesus. Oh my goodness. Yeah. So if you want to be closer to any of those guys, call 1-800. I'm a terrible mom and I'll take your food away from you.

New parenting book.

Starve your child.

Ah, yes.

The path to success. There's only one way. That's right. So my sister, cousin, and a couple of friends came over last night after work. My sister brought a friend of hers. I'd only met a few times that I'd never had an issue with. At one point, I went to the bathroom and the ladies were in the living room, calmly enjoying some wine. And when I came out, my sister's friend was in the kitchen arguing with my son. So I asked her, what was she was doing? Wait, the sister, it was random sister's friend. Yeah, like, he barely knows this check and he's like, Argue's like, what's going on. I'm arguing my son now. She said, my son went into the

kitchen to get food and she told him to wait until I came out of the bathroom to ask me for

permission. Yo, it's his house. Bro, the audacity. You come into some random person's house and

think you're going to set the rules? I like, I'm too embarrassed to go grab like a water or something

without like asking or whatever. You know what I mean? The young version of a Karen. Literally.

I stared at her for a second and then said, who the F are you? You don't live here. He does. Who are you

to tell him he can't go into his own kitchen? Yeah. Lay that lawn down with Big Daddy.

Big Daddy.

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