This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human. Our daughter blew her $200,000 college fund on the shopping mall. Should I give her my retirement? That's a lot of ham bagged and American girl dolls. Listen, you got to get a lot of Gucci. Got to get that Gucci. And then you got to have your American girl doll also get Gucci. Right. Yeah, we need to have the American gold. Where's their product? Louis Vuitton. Hermes?

I'm sorry.

A hundred thousand dollar micro bag. You got to have the

whole collection. You got to have the ones from like the Wild West. Yep. Got to have the ones from

1920s New York. UFO vibes. You know what I mean? Alien American girl dolls. Sam, we can't be caught

with our American girl dolls in last seasons. No, no way mean? Alien American girl dolls. Sam, we can't be caught with our American

girl dolls in last seasons. No, no way. How we could never. There's also an American girl

doll store store in the Grove in L.A. Oh, yeah. Right. And I kind of want to have tea over there.

Honestly, it would probably be a pretty nice time. I think so. We could, maybe we can convince them to

let us do an episode seven with our American girl.

Hey, listen ladies. If anyone knows anyone at American girl doll that would want to sponsor us doing a show. Yeah.

We're open to it. We'll do it. We'll get, we'll get dolls that represent us. It'll be great. Okay. Do they have American boy dolls?

They don't.

Those misogynistic animals. Oh my God. So I am stuck between a rock and a hard place and I don't know what to do.

And the problem is I can't discuss it with anyone I'm close to for privacy reasons. I love like for

privacy reasons and they just blast it to the internet. Right? Like, then don't share this to like everyone

on the internet, please. I've been with my wife, Andrea, 48 female, and my stepdaughter Cassie, 17 female for eight years now. I love them both to death, but Cassie is a very bright young woman. I like how he says, but usually it's like, I love her both of them. And she's really smart. I love both of, but she's really smart. She's a smarty pants nerd and I hate it. Recognizing her potential, me and Andrea decided to put together a college fund for Cassie so she wouldn't be crushed by debt. Over the years, it amounted to over $200,000. That's a good amount. That is a real, like, they did a good job. That's four years. That's four years at most universities. You can do for you. You can make that work for sure. Yeah, yeah. Unless you're going to like USC when it's like, it's like 70 to $90,000 a year. True. But at least, I mean, a massive, you know. Yeah. I mean, going to you see, you're chilling. Yeah, USC 7090K, huh? A year. Yikes.

UCLA was a massive, you know. Yeah, I mean, going to UC, you're chilling. Yeah, USC 7090K, huh? A year. Yikes.

UCLA was 15K a year, a year just in tuition and then another like 15K year in housing. I mean, sorry, USC.

You don't get it from me. Nuh, uh, university of spoiled children. That's right. That's the...

That's funny.

...