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I told a client, they are poo fat for a massage.

Am I the A-hole?

I'll be honest, Sam.

It sounds like it.

It does.

Pretty cut and dry.

It does.

But it's like, what if they're just a monstrosity of a, of, of, of a human.

That came out wrong.

What if they're too fat?

What if they're, yeah, just whatever procedures or whatever.

I mean, I don't know.

They can't fit through the door.

You know, you're going to say, I need to make a new door.

That is potentially a scenario. Could we, you're going to say I need to make a new door. That is potentially a

scenario. Could we, could we utilize a window? What are the other gaping holes in the building?

Do we loop them up and try to squeeze them through? I mean, you know, seems possible. Yeah.

Can we innovate? I think we can. I think we can always engineer. I say we go for it. Or maybe we cut out like a little, I don't know if you've seen that video of like trying to move the world's fattest man and they have to get a crane and knock down his roof. And so they like crane him to another location. No. Yeah. Real thing. Look it up. Wow. I-25 male work as a masseur for a somewhat small spa and I've been doing so for three years.

This week, I had to do something that I had never had to do before.

A different kind of massage.

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