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Disabled wife inherits over $100,000, but I refuse to let her spend a dime on herself.

Am I the A-hole?

She doesn't need a wheelchair.

She doesn't need, I don't know, pain meds.

Whatever the disability is.

She doesn't need a blind cane. Who deserves to spend money on themselves? No, no one. Especially if they inherited it. Hey, Sam, I have a newsflash for you. All that money in your bank account, you can't use it. Can't use it. You're not allowed. I won't. How dare you think just because it's in your bank account, then you deserve to spend that money.

Hey, I mean, if we've learned anything from the global financial crisis, it's that your money is not really your money.

Exactly.

Shout out the FDIC.

All right.

So before the birth of our daughter, my wife and I both worked full time in low middle earning jobs with my wife earning a bit more than I did, but not by much. Okay. Sounds like it's a little bit of a competition. Yeah, I know. I like he's like, oh, she didn't earn that much more than me. But don't worry. I'm still a big man. Yeah. It was only a little bit more. Her dick's just a little bit longer than mine.

Just a little like 0.1 inches.

Just the smidge.

My wife in centimeters here.

My wife returned to work out of necessity when our daughter was three months old.

Her mental health became pretty bad and she has a minor disability that makes work life a little hard.

And she found it a bit worse after having our daughter.

But we had to do what we had to do.

Hey, you know, got to go to work.

I also like, I don't like how in these Reddit stories, I never say what the disability is.

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