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Guaranteed human. I don't care if it's emotional abuse. I will destroy my daughter's bedroom door. Am I the a-hole? It's like the Kool-Aid man. It's like, Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You think you deserve your privacy? Oh, yeah, you don't. Parenting. That's definitely how I'm going to parent. Yeah. Coolade man style. Oh, yeah. Like, eat your vegetable. Oh, yeah. That's my version of, and that's why you don't slam your doors. I love that. Or arrested development. I'm rewatching the whole series right now. It's so good. It's so good. It's such great writing. The jokes, they just keep building. It's insane. It's incredible. It's such a shame that they ruined like the last couple seasons. I still liked it. You did? But it wasn't, I wasn't the freaking the OG. It felt I tried watching and I couldn't I couldn't get through Oh yeah Would you recommend like I yeah I

I saw when it felt I, I tried watching and I couldn't, I couldn't get through. Oh yeah.

Would you recommend? Like I, yeah, I, I saw when it first came out, I tried and it didn't work. And then like a few years later, I watched it and I, and I enjoyed it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I give another shot. Like watch all the, the previous seasons and it'll build. Okay, cool. So I 40 female have three kids. Maggie 14 female, Levi 12 male, and Charles 10 male.

Levi and Charlie share a bedroom and Maggie has her own room as the eldest and to my only girl.

Mm-hmm. Living, living large over there. Big, all on your road. Maggie's a great kid. She does her homework, helps with chores without too much complaint, doesn't bug her brothers too much the issue is that

she will not stop slamming her bedroom door that sounds like such a mom thing yeah like like sometimes

I'll close the door it'll be a little loud you know like sweetheart please stop slamming your door

can you please stop slamming it?

I'm like, Mom, I'm just closing my door.

And she's like, excuse me?

Don't talk back to me.

I had you in my stomach for 14 months for this?

Yeah.

For 14 months.

That's what the joke in my family is like every time my mom like says that phrase, a month is added to it.

Like it's been, it's 29 months.

You'll see.

You'll see.

Oh God.

When she gets up to use the bathroom at night, she slams her bedroom door on her way out and back in.

On purpose.

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