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I stole a priceless family heirloom from my cheating dead grandpa.

And now it's causing my entire family to implode.

It sounds like grandpa's the a-hole.

For cheatinging, he putting in someone else's a-hole.

A-ho.

Basically, it came out some years ago that my grandfather cheated on my grandmother and had a baby. It was a long time ago, and the baby is like 20-ish, I guess. I don't know, because no one in the family wants to talk about it or meet him or anything. This 20-year-old bastard kid is just, you know, somewhere in a bitch. I have a family friend that recently found out that they had a long lost stepbrother in Italy.

Whoa.

So they flew to Italy to go meet the guy, quaking in their pants so nervous.

Turns out that their father had had this lady lover in Italy long ago.

And they met him.

They got along really well and he was a good guy.

I mean,

who was he supposed to know? Oh, see? I mean, come on. I can have happy endings. Exactly. Not for this family. Not for this family. My two aunts who sort of run everything say that he's not really part of our family. His mom is a whore and that my grandfather died of a broken heart from finding out. and that my grandmother died of a broken heart from finding out.

So basically, he killed their mother. whore and that my grandfather died of a broken heart from finding out and that my grandmother died

of a broken heart from finding out. So basically, he killed their mother. Is the mother actually a

whore or are they just calling her a whore? I think they're just calling her a whore. But I know that in

the last couple of years, my grandfather was secretly emailing my bastard uncle and sometimes meeting him. He only told me

because he needed someone to make an email account for him. Plus, I could drive him there. I feel

pretty bad about lying. But also, it's not my uncle's fault that grandpa cheated. And it's kind of

to be mean to him for it. Exactly. This kid didn't choose to be born.

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