EP823: My CEO Is Actually My Dad's Affair Child - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 5 April 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - [AskAManager] a DNA test revealed the CEO is my half brother … and he’s freaking out
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My CEO found out he's my dad's a fair baby and tried to fire me, but I've got a big surprise up my sleeve. |
| 0:11.6 | A surprise bigger than our daddy's sausage. |
| 0:14.9 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:16.4 | Which is sausages, whole episode. |
| 0:17.7 | Sausages is a little sausage up a soap. |
| 0:20.4 | My dad gave the whole family. Sausages, whole episode. This is a little sausage episode. Yep. |
| 0:24.9 | My dad gave the whole family DNA ancestry kits for the holidays. |
| 0:29.5 | And it turns out the CEO of the company I work for is my half brother. |
| 0:30.6 | That is insane. It always, it always ends like crazy. |
| 0:33.0 | This begins crazy, man. |
| 0:35.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.8 | Also, if you want your family to stay intact or your workplace is to stay intact |
| 0:39.9 | these DNA tests yeah they will ruin your whole life or maybe do dad's not the kind of guy to |
| 0:45.1 | gift everyone DNA kits as a way of telling us he had a secret love child oh so i don't think he knew |
| 0:50.3 | he had another kid right why would you increment yourself we're all grown up to know where babies come from and that things aren't always what we expect. So I have a feeling this is a shock to everyone. Oh. I don't know, John, do you think he cheated? Uh, daddy. I think daddy was slinging that shlong, bro. All right. Well, let's see. So the CEO's company bio says he's a proud Texan boring rage. |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.2 | Everything's big in Texas. |
| 1:11.8 | Everything. All right, well, let's see. So the CEO's company bio says he's a proud Texan boring rage. |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.2 | Everything's big in Texas. |
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