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I accidentally invited my boss our boys trip,

and I never would have expected what he said to us.

Drop them pantaloons.

You're all higher.

You're all looking mighty fine on this boy's trip.

I hope HR isn't on this boy trip, too,

because I'm about to do so unspeakable things.

Like give you a promotion.

Yoinks.

So I had been planning this weekend get away with my buddies for months.

We were going to a remote cabin in the woods to have some fun, drink some beers,

and forget about work for a little while.

Now, as the weekend approached i was

excited to finally take a break for my stressful job and just let loose but that is where i messed up

no one can relax him that's that's not that's not possible work until you die that's there

we go now now we're talking keep those capitalist wheels. Yeah. I accidentally included my boss in the group message about the weekend. Getaway. Oh, dude. Dang. Boss is thrilled. Oh, yeah. He's like, yeah, finally. I feel like it's like a Michael Scott boss. Oh, dude. Yeah. Oh, my God. My employees like me. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I just want to be friends with them. Yeah. So what are we going to do guys? We're going to go, I brought all the, uh, the crafts, you know, we can, we can go canoeing. I've been working on my J stroke. I've been just remember if there's something that I want to do that you don't want to do, you're fired. Yeah. I didn't realize this until I saw his response in the chat saying he was excited to join. Cringe. Yikes. Do they have that kind of relationship? Based on the way OPE is talking, I have to imagine imagine no. No. Yeah. Weird that he would say yes.

Yeah. Maybe he's maybe just lonely. Maybe he's just trying to be a cool boss. He just wants,

he just wants a trip with the boys. Yeah. Yeah. It's company bonding time. Yeah, exactly. A lot of

synergy. Mm-hmm. That could happen over there. So much synergy emphasis on the sin.

God. That's good. Okay. So much synergy emphasis on the sin. God.

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