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Co-worker demands I take a paternity test because I boned his wife.

But there's something huge.

He doesn't know.

It's that my dick is huge.

Oh, God.

That's so long, a long, along, along.

And even though he bowed my wife, he didn't satisfy her. Dang. That's right. Never could. You know, it's the motion of the ocean, as they say. Exactly. You know, that's what I always say. Well, anyways. I was, I was, I mean, that is true, but from, from, I was going from the perspective that O.P. had a giant slong.

Oh, yeah.

This. I mean, that is true, but from, from, I was going from the perspective that O.P. had a giant shlong.

Oh, yeah.

And this, this bone-toned man would never fill the giant dick-sized shoes that he left.

What's a Vienna sausage to a meat factory?

Nothing.

What's a, what's a little, what are those tiny little link ones? What's a, I think that's sausage link. The ones in the can. The mini sausage. No, you know like in cartoons where they have all those links. Right. Like the tiny ones. Yeah. I guess maybe it's just also sausage link. With a tiny sausage link. Yeah. What's a tiny sausage link? Yeah. What's the tiniest sausage? I've ever had Vienna sausages in a can? They're like this big.

Oh,

Vienna. with a tiny sausage link. Yeah. What's a tiny sausage link? Yeah, what's the tiniest sausage?

Have you ever had Vienna sausages in a can?

They're like this big.

Oh, Vienna. Right, right, right. Yeah. So what the Vienna sausage to, you know, O.P is just like laying, you know what? You know how they like, you know, it's like the hot dogs and the chop. What if the meat, the sausage factory makes Vienna sausages?

Well, this guy's not no Vienna sausage factory.

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