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Guaranteed Human. All I did was tell my 10-year-old nephew that no one likes him. Am I the A-hole? You know, uh, it sounds like it. I'll be honest. Well, that's reserved judgment until we have the story. I will. All right. This involves me, 25 male, my sister Diana 31 female, and her son, Darius, 10 male. Darius. I get along with Diana Fine.

I won't pretend. 25 male, my sister Diana 31 female, and her son, Darius, 10 male.

Darius.

I get along with Diana fine.

I won't pretend I like Darius.

Oh, wow.

I think he's an entitled brat who's gotten away with crap far too many times.

Fuck you, Darius.

Yeah.

I don't think Diana has ever reprimanded him in his life. And every time the little shit acts up, Diana makes excuses for us.

He's already been suspended from school for stealing.

He's a bully to all his cousins.

And I know for a fact that no one in my family likes him at all, especially me.

I mean, God.

Biggest Rosemary is ever.

Both of my parents cannot stand him.

My mother, a woman who could find the love in her heart to babysit a honey badger, refuses to watch Darius at all because of his behavior.

My father will take all the grandkids out to fish every few months, except Darius, because he's so tempted to throw him out on the lake and drive off.

His words, not mine.

On Monday, I got a call from my sister who panicked because she got called into work.

Darius was out of school and her babysitter was not available.

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