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EP765: I thought Dad ABANDONED us... but it was much worse - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My mom bragged about how she kept my dad out of my life. I grew hating him thinking he abandoned me.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human. My mom said my dad cheated, then abandoned me. But when I learned the truth, everything changed. You know, Hugh Hefner has some redeeming qualities. That's all I'm saying. That he does. That's all I'm saying. Okay. He didn't abandon any of his children. In fact, he let them run around the Playboy Mansion looking at any tazas they wanted. That's what I call good parenting.

0:23.3

I 19 female grew up with a single

0:25.6

mom. Growing up, I was always told my father abandoned me. It happened when I was around 10 and

0:30.6

I asked my mom about my dad and she told me straight up, he abandoned me. I cried so much that day.

0:35.6

It's not a joke. Doesn't sound like a joke. As I grew older, I hated him, even though I never met him. Who does Sam despise? I dislike Donald

0:43.7

Trump, and I've never met him in person. Never shook the man's hand. Taking a stand. Taking a stand.

0:49.2

I dislike Jeffrey Epstein. Whoa. Never met him. This guy is telling it like it is.

0:54.7

I dislike Hitler. Never met him. Dude. So, hey, I know, I'm not saying I'm a saint. Just saying I dislike some people and I've never met them. So it's okay. It's all good. It's okay. You can dislike anyone you want to. If you want to dislike someone, just do it. Do it. Put sparkles in that. I thought about if he came

1:11.8

back, I would scream at him and ruin him and attack him. Last week, my mom and I were at her friend's

1:17.6

house, and I went along because I'm friends with her friend's daughter. Well, fast forward,

1:21.3

and I came downstairs and heard them say my name. She revealed my dad's name and said,

1:26.4

quote, it's easy to keep a father out of a kid's life,

1:29.6

like what I did with Lena's, me, father, after I found, he cheated on me. So basically, daddy cheated.

1:36.3

He's written out of the whole parental guidebook and story. You know, that's the ultimate get back.

1:41.6

Like, hey, your kid thinks you abandoned them. What are you going to do?

1:44.8

She was also talking about how pathetic he looked what he pleaded with her to stay in my life.

1:49.7

He also added how she used his old drug addiction against him in court.

1:54.6

Oh, my God.

1:56.0

She was going for the jugular.

1:57.6

Seriously.

1:58.1

So from how I understand, he was sober before I was born.

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