EP764: I Had Change All The Locks Because of My Wife - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 6 March 2023
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r/AITA - AITA for changing the locks on my house after my fiance made a key without my permission.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:40.4 | Guaranteed Human. It's just crazy because I evicted my fiance, but you'll never guess why I had to do it. She just have to do it. I just have to. I don't care if we're married. I care that I want you out of my house. I want it. Yeah, yeah. I want it. I said we share a a life, not living quarters. Give it back to me. I said I wanted to marry you, not live with you. Yeah. Why would you ever think that? Death to us part, uh, except, you know, the whole part of our relationship. Yeah. Except for everything. Except like I want us to be separate in separate houses and rooms and never talk to each other. |
| 0:42.7 | You know, actually, you know, this makes a good point. |
| 0:43.7 | Should we just get a divorce? |
| 0:47.4 | Why don't we stop before we get started? |
| 0:51.8 | I, 25 female, own a beautiful four bedroom house. |
| 0:52.2 | Flex. |
| 0:54.2 | I bought it when I was 23. |
| 0:55.1 | Flex. |
| 1:01.5 | After letting my business partner take our shared assets in exchange for 600,000 buckaroonies. |
| 1:02.2 | Flex. |
| 1:07.3 | You'll be flexing like three times right out the gate. |
| 1:07.8 | Seriously. |
| 1:09.4 | I get it. I gave my assets and you gave me a $600,000. |
| 1:13.5 | Yeah, I know. |
| 1:14.3 | I'm rich. |
| 1:15.3 | What are these assets? |
| 1:16.8 | Assets. |
| 1:17.8 | Assets. |
| 1:18.4 | Assets. Oh, God. |
| 1:19.5 | Now, we owned a few properties together since we had bought our first place at 20 or |
| 1:24.2 | 21. |
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