This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. You think I'll spend time with my little sister. You idiot. There's nothing you can say that will change my mind. I mean, how could you be so dumb? You think you're going to spend time with their own family? Family-shamly. I'm all about Pokemon these days. I want to catch them all. I'm not to catch feelings for my freaking family. It's not Alabama out here. I'm trying to

freaking become

it. Pokemon these days. I want to catch them all, not to catch feelings for my

freaking family. It's not Alabama out here. I'm trying to freaking become the very best.

Best there ever was. I like how you slipped into it and you just committed. Dude, that was

I appreciate the commitment level. Did you play Pokemon Go ever? Yeah, I played, uh, was it Pokemon Go? Oh, Pokemon Go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Screw your family. Play Pokemon Go. Anyway, I-24 male and my wife recently had her

five-year anniversary. We had planned to go to a nice restaurant, then ride in a hot air balloon.

Ooh, that hot air balloon about to get a little hotter if you're doing this for your anniversary.

And then go to a lake and relax.

I was going to buy her flowers and everything.

Then out of the blue, one day before my anniversary, I got a text for my mom demanding me babysit my sister for a week.

While she and my dad got to go visit my aunt, who recently got

diagnosed with leukemia.

Oh, God.

Why do they get to have all the fun?

Yeah, really.

Now, I love my sister.

Notice no mention of the aunt.

We're 18 years apart, but are still closer than ever.

She had challenges being neurodiverse, but she's a good kid.

I was debating whether to say yes, but I didn't want a kid until while I was having my date with my hot-ass, hot air balloon wife.

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