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My coworker is blackmailing me so I can't have a honeymoon.

But I have a trick up my sleeve.

You know, Sam, I would send them on a honeymoon.

Ooh, that's the trick.

It's a good trick.

It's an Oprah trick.

A honeymoon to hell.

Oh, okay.

I work in an office where I'm the only person who can do 75% of my job.

I don't know what that means, where it's like, like, I can only do three parts of my job.

But there's a second person who can do essential functions. We have a policy that only one of the two of us is allowed

to request advance time off at a given time. So one of us is always in borrowing emergencies.

So basically, like, there's 25% of O.P's job that is essential and that other person has to be

there or OPE has to be there. Right. Anyway, I'm getting married in October. And in relation to that, I requested and it was approved for two days before the wedding

and two weeks following.

I don't take much time off and have had more than enough in the bank to cover that

with some leftover.

I was approved immediately by my supervisor.

Hey, yo.

Since then, my close coworker Jane, who covers some of my essential duties, started asking

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