EP737: I Blackmailed The Police Department - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 19 February 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.2 | It's so unfair. |
| 0:05.8 | Wrongly imprisoned me. |
| 0:07.0 | Get ready for some blackmail that will destroy your police department. |
| 0:10.9 | Sounds like the blackmail is going to be like that cop orgy thing that's been all over the news lately. |
| 0:16.9 | I'm unaware of this. |
| 0:18.4 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | There was this, there was this police department somewhere in the country that was just having like these |
| 0:24.6 | parties every week and on duty. |
| 0:27.3 | And the whole police department was in on it. |
| 0:29.8 | It was basically like Kug Hefner's Playboy Mansion, but with sexy police officers. |
| 0:35.9 | And if you look up like police officer meme or whatever, there's a couple faces that pop up now. The boys in blue always doing it. And the women in blue. God. Thank you for your service. Wink. Boys, thank you for servicing me. That's what they said at the end of the parties. Oh, yeah, I believe it. Hey, it's a bit noisy in here. You need to quiet down. Yeah, I don't. I'm going to have to handcuff you if you're getting too frisky. Oh, God. Let me, uh, let me frisk you. Let me shoot my shot over your uniform. A uniform. |
| 1:12.1 | Nice. |
| 1:13.1 | Okay. |
| 1:14.5 | Back in November of 2018, I was arrested at work in front of my boss and my coworkers. |
| 1:21.2 | Why? |
| 1:22.0 | That is awful. |
| 1:23.5 | It's a little embarrassing. |
| 1:24.6 | Or it's badass. |
| 1:25.7 | Like, have you ever seen the teenage movies where it's like, can you arrest me in front of all my friends? Do they think that was sick? Wow. Have you ever seen Super Bad? Oh, that was in Super. Yeah. Yeah. Super bad. Like McLevin gets arrested in front of the school and the girl's like, oh my God. I didn't know my God. It was badass like that. |
| 1:46.4 | Dude, high schoolers are idiots. |
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