EP736: I Refuse To Clean Her Cat Poop - r/AITA Reddit Story

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4.3 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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r/AITA - AITA for tell my wife the cat is still her responsibility even if she is pregnant

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed human.
0:04.1	I don't care if my wife's pregnant.
0:06.1	I refuse to clean up her cat's poopies.
0:09.2	Yeah, bro.
0:10.0	I want to have one baby with you.
0:12.3	I don't want to have poo babies.
0:14.1	You know, a cat's essentially a little baby boy.
0:18.0	You know, imagine just a baby,
0:21.3	a human baby,
0:22.3	except they shrunk down.
0:25.0	They grew claws from their baby fingertips and just are hairy.
0:29.5	I literally can't tell the difference between a human baby and a cat.
0:33.0	Honestly,
0:33.6	indistinguishable if you ask me.
0:35.6	Like,
0:36.1	regardless,
0:36.6	I'm punting both.
0:39.9	Four.
0:41.4	Okay.
0:41.9	I'm kidding.
0:42.3	I only punch babies.
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