EP703: I'm STILL a CARROT BOY?! - r/tifu Reddit Story

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4.3 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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r/tifu - TIFU by holding a grudge for 29 years against a kid at school who called me "Carrot Boy"

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0:00.0	This is an I heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed human.
0:04.1	I ran into my third grade bully 29 years later who teased me for being a carrot boy.
0:09.9	I tried to get revenge, but it did not go how I expected.
0:14.5	I have a story, but when when I was a kid, people teased me for being a salad boy.
0:21.5	That's right.
0:23.0	Bro, literally all of Sam, the people, the things that people teased Sam for are literally like grade A traits in a human.
0:31.7	Like having a six pack.
0:34.0	They called me vagina stomach.
0:36.6	Like, my mind, my mind was blown at that one.
0:40.3	I cannot lie.
0:42.2	I remember they were like, oh, dude, your stomach looks so weird.
0:46.8	And I'm like, no, like having like a six pack is good.
0:49.6	And like, uh, it's not a real six pack.
0:51.9	It looks like a vagina.
0:53.4	This was the all boy school there, right?
0:55.0	This was in high school.
0:57.0	No.
0:58.0	Yeah.
0:58.4	Oh, my God.
0:59.3	Wow.
1:00.2	Wow.
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