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Today, I effed up by sleeping with my second cousin.

Yeah, that is not good.

So I, 28 male, just got out of my first ever relationship, a six-year-one, which damn,

it's a doozy.

That's a long, long time.

I live in London, and so does my ex.

So being there with her was making the whole getting over her part really difficult.

I just wanted to get away.

So I thought myself, I need a nice long holiday.

42 days to be exact.

Wow.

And I just wanted to spend that time being around friends, family, and live that single fuckboyesque lifestyle.

Live it up, baby.

So I went on holiday to Zambia, my home country. There we go. Now, a week before doing so, I changed my location on all the dating apps to prepare myself and line some dates up. Anyway, I get to Zambia and I'm happy to be home. I see old friends and family for a couple days. And then I start doing work. It was fun for about a week. And then I start going to Poundtown. found down. It was fun for about a week. And then I start going to pound town. Pound town. It was fun for

about a week. But then it quickly became more of a chore than anything. Around this time, I matched

with a cute mixed girl. I mixed too. And the conversation was fluent. From the day we matched,

we're sending paragraphs to each other, talking about any and everything. We had so much

in common. And honestly, we thought a lot of like too. Oh, I bet you have a lot in common. Because this actually didn't he feel like a chore anymore. It felt like I was actually really liking this girl. I'm just enjoying the deep long convos. And during these convos, we talk about our families to see if we know each other. Koslusaka, the capital, is really small. Everyone knows everyone here. But as I'm here, staying with my dad and uses family name, she's never heard of him. She goes by her stepfather's surname as she was adopted at two years old. We don't know each other. I asked my dad if he's heard of her surname, and he has. Says they are a good family and the father is a good man.

There we go.

Sound great so far.

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