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EP695: GF wants to DO THE NASTY with HARRY STYLES?! - r/TIFU Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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r/tifu - TIFU by bringing my girlfriend to a Harry Styles concert


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0:00.0

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0:02.6

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0:04.4

My girlfriend wants to bone with Harry Styles. Should I let her continue this fantasy? Okay. O.P. As long as it's a threesome. There we go. With Harry and your girl. Yeah. I never thought I would be in this position. I never thought I would want to break out with my girlfriend because she's in love with the celebrity. But here I am. It all started

0:21.3

when I, 22 male, brought my girlfriend 22 female to see Harry Styles in concert. I thought it would be

0:26.9

a great gift to bring her since we were both big fans of him. I was excited to see him perform, but my

0:32.7

girlfriend was over the moon. She had been a huge fan of his for years and she couldn't wait to see him

0:38.7

live. As we watched the concert, I could see the pure joy and excitement on her face. She was

0:44.3

singing along to every song, dancing on her seat, grinning from ear to ear. I couldn't help but

0:49.7

feel a little envious of the connection she had with him. After the concert, we went back to her hotel room and she couldn't stop talking about Harry.

0:58.3

She talked about how amazing he was, how talented he was, and how she was in love with him.

1:04.4

I didn't know what to say.

1:06.3

In the weeks that followed, she started to withdraw from me.

1:08.8

She spent all of her time watching Harry's interviews, listening to his music, and reading fan theories about him online. She even started to dress like him and adopt his mannerisms. I tried to talk to her about it, but she didn't want to listen. She said that Harry was her true love, and she couldn't be with someone who didn't understand her passion for him. I don't know what to do. I love my girlfriend, but I can't possibly compete with Harry Styles. I mean, if we can try. Who can? And I don't want to be with someone who is more in love with a celebrity than with me. I'm at a loss. I don't know if I should try to fight for my relationship or if I should just let her go. All I know is I need advice and I hope someone on Reddit can help me. Well, you just lucked out because you have two experts on everything on planet Earth sitting right here. What should we do, Sam? I mean, it seems like she's like serious. Oh, yeah. That's like, she's in deep, deep.

2:20.0

Yeah, I would, I would say this is, it's kind of weird. Like, I don't think I would be down. Yeah, it's, it's a lot. But, I mean, there is always the option. Um, you know, he can go and get complete plastic surgery. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And boom, you're hairy styles. Just make sure to, you know, just like start singing a little bit.

2:20.6

There we go.

2:34.2

Dude, you'll, your Harry Styles. Just make sure to, you know, just like start singing a little bit. There we go. Dude, you'll win your girl back in no time. That's right. Get it done, O.P. Update. After a lot of thought and contemplation, I've decided to have a serious conversation with my girlfriend about a relationship and her obsession with Harry Styles. Yeah. I am nervous, but I know that it will be necessary for us to be honest with each other and discuss our concerns openly. Update two. After a lot of thought and

2:38.8

discussion, my girlfriend and I decided to break up. It was a difficult decision, but we both,

2:43.2

but we both agreed it was for the best. Does she think that she's going to be like, I was free

2:49.9

from her and she was free to pursue Harry Styles. Is that, Does she think it's going to happen? I mean, she seems a little loopy. So we have grown apart and our relationship was no longer healthy or fulfilling for either of us. You're fucking me. Did you do this on purpose? No. Final update. This post was a social experiment. Thank you all for participating with With all the word going around about AI being indistinguishable from humans, I decided to test up for myself. I had an AI generate this text and only made a couple of small edits to make it sound more Reddit like. As expected, many of you caught on, but many of you believe the story. I'll leave it up to you to decide if this being so believable is good or bad.

3:24.8

Thank you for the support. Everyone. It's AI. Okay. Okay. Okay. So this one I actually, this is the one

3:29.9

I mentioned earlier. I thought I thought he said he edited it with AI. No, but I don't

3:35.9

the AI. You're right. You tricked me. I didn't. I literally, I literally, bro, thought that he wrote the story and he said he edited it with.

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