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And I'm so confused because she said the baby's mine, but I'm infertile. So I hacked into her phone. And here's what I found. You know, when you are infertile, you got to do a little bit of research. You got to dig. You know what I mean? If your berries ain't juicing, you know what I mean? And if the berries are different from the berries that you normally cultivate.

Let's say you're a boisenberry farmer. Of course. That's what you expect to find. Boys and berries. But what if you find a blackberry? Whoa. And I heard blackberries are way bigger than boys and berries. That they are. It's like three times the size.

You can't compete. You can't compete, bro. You might as well give your farm to the blackberry farmer. You might as well. You might as well just give up. And that's what I did. Wow. That's why I know longer. Like have I ever told you about my blackberry farm? No. Well, not anymore. Yeah. gave it away. Gave it away. Also, my boys in Barry Farm.

Wow.

Yeah.

All the farms.

All the farms.

Wow.

That's really tragic.

I know. But you know it's not tragic. We have, we have our boy Riley here. Hey, oh, Riley. Welcome to the pod. Yes. Thank you for having me. I've been such a big fan.

I'm just speechless being here right now.

Yes, sir. Riley is the such a big fan. I'm just speechless being here right now.

Yes, sir. Riley is the new C-O-O-O-K-P. Big media executive in the building.

That's right. And he's here all week and we're having a good time and stick around to the end.

We are literally going to take over Riley's hinge account and just do whatever we want with it. Yeah, yeah, we're going to be degenerates. We're going to say whatever we want to these women. Yes. Yes. And we are not held liable for anything we say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When the police come knocking in Riley's door, he's going to face the music. Oh yeah, he he is. You guys did say, like, on the contract, like, sign as fast as you can. Was that like... Exactly. This is included. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sign your life away. We can't have you looking over any details. You know what I mean? That's how we operate. You signed your life over to us. And your love life too. Your regular life and love life. Exactly. You own all of it. Your children are like actually our children.

Yes. Yeah. We're your fathers. We're your daddies. Yeah. And we want you to refer to us as such. Yes. And but only in this tone. Daddy? Daddy? How dare you mess that up?

We won't torture this poor kid anymore.

Let's get into it.

Let's get into it.

All right.

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