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Guaranteed Human. I accidentally revealed that my boyfriend's mom isn't actually Israel mom and then it gets worse. How does it get worse? Obligatory, this story actually happened about a year ago. I, 18 female at the time, was dating a boy named Jacob, 18 male at the time. His father, early 60s, was a mechanic and his mom, mid-50s, was a stay-at-home mom.

They're your typical white suburban family in the south, and I asked Jacob if they could meet me even though we had only been dated a month. Hey, parents. At the dinner, I bet his mom, dad, and older

brother, older sister, and her newborn daughter. The dinner went well and I was chatting about

my volunteer work

at my college's blood drive. To which his father explains that his doctor told him he was O negative

and a universal blood donor. My boyfriend mentions he is also O, but his siblings casually mentioned

they are both A B. I don't think anything of it because my boyfriend had mentioned that his mom was married once before and was widowed. The following conversation went like this. Me. Oh, that's really cool. You're a really rare blood type. If you don't mind me asking, is your mom's blood type A and your dad's B or is your dad's A and your mom's B? Older sister. What do you mean?

He's O gesturing to my boyfriend's father. Me. Oh, I know. I was just asking about your biological father, but of course, you don't have to answer if you don't want to. You just walked into some family drama that you can't back out of right here. I noticed his mom get really pale. And in that moment, I knew I fucked up.

Oh, God.

Older brother.

What do you mean biological father?

Me.

I'm up. Oh God. Older brother,

what do you mean biological father? Me. I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything by it. Jacob's dad got real quiet and was looking directly into his wife's face. He knew instantly. I look over to Jacob,

who I think was starting to put the full picture of what was happening together. Jacob's dad,

are you saying that they're not my biological kids? Because I think was starting to put the full picture of what was happening together. Jacob's dad.

Are you saying that they're not my biological kids?

Because my wife swore up and down to marriage counseling.

By marriage counseling, they mean the pastor.

That they were my kids and that she would never cheat on me.

Yeah, it turns out she never had any kids from a previous marriage. Jacob's mom, I would never cheat on you. Older sister and older brother are your kids. Jacob's dad. O.P., why do you think they're not my kids? And honestly, blood is one way, but the other way, he should have just used public data check. Honestly, like you can see people's real name, court wreckers, and even other family

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