This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. I sued my ex, then kicked them to the streets on Christmas. Am I the A-hole? On Christmas? Sometimes you've got to get people out in a timely fashion. Perible present. You know, sometimes, hey, sometimes you've been naughty. So goodbye. See my... Not only you get a piece of coal, but you get a piece of the real world, bitch.

My ex and I divorced about 15 years ago, and we have shared custody of our daughter.

Woo!

Hell yeah!

Let's go!

We should just like, like, completely over the top cheer at like random or sad news.

Oh yeah.

That's what I do anyway.

I just confused the fuck out of everybody.

Yeah, bro.

I pick up no social cues.

In the divorce,

she wanted our house,

but I fought hard against it because it's been in my family home

for three generations before I inherited it.

Wow.

And she wanted it. Yo.

I mean, in a way, I kind of get like from her perspective, like it's a house, but also like,

yeah, I don't know. That's that's a hard. Three generations. Three generations, bro. That's a lot.

In the end, we came to a compromise that was signed off by the judge. Basically, she gets to live in the house rent free until our daughter turns 18 and then I get

it back.

That's good compromise.

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