What's going on, guys? This is Robert Frank. You're listening to Episode 63 of the Glorious House of Gaines podcast.

Tonight, we talked about all this weekend's birthday festivities, and you're all invited. Let's go.

You're listening to the Glorious House of Gaines podcast. Here's your host, Robert Frank. What's up, everybody? Robert Frank here with you. It is June 12th, 2019.

Humph day, yeah. And I am at the round table of testosterone, which is actually a square because we have a leaf in the middle of the table.

To my right, we have the butcher, the baker, the donut maker, Joey NPC.

What's up, Joe?

Another one.

To his right, we have the man that steers the ship, the host of this weekend sports the pokey.

What's up?

You. To his right, we have.

She's got three love holes and she's deflated. Becky, the love doll. Hello, Becky. How are you?

She doesn't have a mic in front of her, but she is at the table. And to her right, we have the

staple. He's thick in the midsection. He's looking rather thick tonight, too. If you're watching the live stream, really fucking thick. He's got to be 2.15 right now. We're going to talk about your cycle in a moment. He's thick in the midsection. Don't let him bang your daughter because she'll need a C-section. Jacked man with the permanent tan. Ray, worldwide. What's up, Ray? What's good, bro? How are you feeling tonight? I'm feeling good. You're in rather good spirits today. I like it. I'm in really good spirits. Everybody in the building, let's get it. Let's go. So, the reason why I'm in good spirits is because this weekend is birthday celebration.

Yes, sir.

It's going to be my, what is it, 20, let's see, my 23rd anniversary of my 18th birthday.

And we have some shit lined up.

Everything worked out.

Great. I was a little bit worried in the beginning. It went through phases where I want to do something. I really want to fucking party. I want to spend a lot of money and just throw this big fucking party and have a lot of fun. And then it turned into, I don't want to fucking do anything. I don't want anybody going anywhere. I just want me and Marissa. And now it turned, everything turned around so everything is... You're the worst with that, too. Did you ever notice that pretty much everything you wanted end up doing, right? We'll be months out. You'll say you want to do something. Yeah. Body power, for example. Yeah. But at the end of the day, you waste all this time being worried about it and it leads up to exactly the way it was supposed to be.

Because I want everything to be perfect.

And normally what happens is I hate last minute shit.

I wanted to know what we were doing for my birthday a month ago.

So this way, it's locked up.

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