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I'm mad at my wife for backing out at Thanksgiving because my mom didn't like her cookies.

You know, if someone doesn't like your cookies, I think that's grounds for leaving the family.

Yeah.

Let's see if this person's the A-hole.

Context for every holiday, my mother would ask the woman in the family, my sister, sister-in-law, my wife,

my female cousins to send samples of the desserts they plan to bring to the celebration for

testing to see if these desserts could make it to the food menu.

The prestigious food menu.

My wife has been complaining about my mother deliberately rejecting every dessert sample she said.

So savage.

God.

So many times my mother has told her that she's being honest and keeping the guest's best interest at heart.

Not letting your shitty food come in.

Not letting your disgusting piece of filth wife cook a cookie.

Yeah, my wife still thought that my mother would deliberately excluding her since two of her

dessert samples were rejected before.

This is so weird.

This is such a weird.

This dessert sample thing is very strange.

I don't like it.

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