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Celebrity didn't step away from her daughter's birthday to take a selfie with my daughter.

And I am furious.

Am I the A-Hole?

Everyone knows that the people have access to celebrities whenever they want.

That goes for me and John.

If I'm in the shower, you can put a pipe bomb in my plumbing system that has a camera.

As it explodes, the camera will fly. Take a picture of me completely befuddled in an explosion

while naked and wet. And you're entitled to that. You are. You are. You can upload that wherever

you want. Now, my daughter and I were recently on vacation. We spent the day in an area

that's known to have a lot of rich and famous people. Towards the end of the day, we saw one of my

daughter's favorite celebrities. We'll call her A walking out of the store. Who is it? I tried to

find it because I knew you would ask this. I didn't find it in my time scrolling the comments. It might be out there,

but we don't know. Kim Kay. There we go. Kim Kardashian, which is probably a very, very solid guess.

My daughter ran to the store, but when she got near A, she was stopped by A's security. They said

that A is there with her daughter for her daughter's birthday and wants to focus on her

daughter. Unacceptable. Unacceptable. That is totally reasonable. My daughter was very upset because

she's been a fan of A for a very long time. So she tried again for a picture, but again was

turned away. How dare they? How dare the celebrity spend quality time with her daughter?

It's honestly disgusting.

I might vomit.

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