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I only married my wife because I owed her family $10,000,

but now I want out.

So I did something unspeakable.

You know, marrying someone for 10K of debt,

uh,

it's not the move.

I'm going to,

I'm going to say that's not the move. Get alone. Maybe, uh, get a couple. Goats start a goat farm. There we go. Yeah. I went to a goat farm recently. I, I, I freaking love goat milk. I am also a fiercely passionate fan of goats. Yeah, goat milk stand and go like just like Oh, goat milk. I haven't had goat milk. Goal milk, stand for sure. Yeah. Also goat milk or also goats as like a... As a species. As a species. Yes. That is like, they're very friendly creatures. So I'm down with the goats. We stand a goat. Yeah. Go yoga. Ooh. All right. So growing up, I was the usual jerk. My dad left me when I was around six. My mom was an alcoholic and abusive. And I basically was living in a dump with her life sucked like shit. Dang. That's not good. What an opener. The best part was going to school. No, it was not the teachers. They sucked.

It was my friends who respected and accepted me for the jerk I was. I enjoyed socializing with them.

They made my day. However, they were big bullies. Now, I didn't give a crap about bullying. I knew

it happened, but as long as I didn't do it or was the Now, I didn't give a crap about bullying. I knew what happened, but as long as

I didn't do it or was the victim, I was fine. In comes the shy, scared, nervous looking girl middle

school. Oh goodness. My girlfriends began to group up, my girlfriends began to group up and bully her

for almost a couple of weeks. And I didn't care. I wasn't going to take part or be the victim. I just wanted

to eff and finish school at the time. The bullying continued for the girl. She would cry,

hide and tried to stay away from school as long as she could. But then my friends locked her in a

locker once, but I stopped them. Okay. Well, at least there's a lot. Hopi has a lot. I love how

nonchal. They're like, yeah, you know, they were just doing all kinds of bullying her to death, but like, I let her out of the locker. I'm a good, I'm a good person. Yeah. Because I let her out, I guess she used that opportunity to get to know me. When my friends skip school, she would come and talk to me

or sit near me at lunch. She would share her lunch with me since I had nothing. She helped me with my

homework, which I had no idea about. She began to pay me to like help her, I guess, which I liked.

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