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Entitled dad says, oh, shoot the flight attendant. And now the FBI are coming, but they want to arrest me. You know, it's, it's like, it's like you're just like sitting there. And they're like, why are you a to get a betting? It's like, I didn't choose 30, 32A. I didn't choose that. It chose me, okay?

Dude,

get off of me.

I, I, I, 32A. I didn't choose that. It chose me. Okay.

Dude. Get off of me. I, I, I, I firmly believe that if you are sitting next to a ruckus,

you deserve prison time. Wow. Yeah. A statement from Samuel Donner. You know, get away from the ruckus if you don't want to go to prison. That's true. Just, just sit in the toilet. Mm-hmm. Just go to the plane bathroom.

You could have gone to the toilet. It's open. First class, baby. Yeah. Dude, actually, I was on a plane

quick tangent. I was on a plane ride from London, 16-hour flight, right? I was cramped up in my seat. I'm just like, I need a bigger area. Went to the bathroom sat in there for like an hour. It was great. An hour? And they didn't, they didn't have multiple bathroom. So, wow. It was great. Travel hacks, ladies and gentlemen. Sit on the toilet. Yeah, sit on the toilet for an hour. Just finally got to my destination after this one. I was flying a CLTLX. A man and woman boarded with four children age roughly four to eight. Disgusting. Children. First, they didn't book seats together and made a stink to get people to switch seats with them to get the six to sit together. Okay, I think you could ask an aisle for an aisle, but you can't ask, you can't trade an aisle for a middle. It's, it's just too, it's, you, you can ask, but like, also six is way too much. Yeah, six is a problem.

They have to get like so many people to change your seats.

Yeah, dude.

That's that you're orchestrating so much for that.

Or if you were also rank the seats.

Isle middle window.

Honestly, I would I would make ferocious love to the window seat yeah I window seat is the most romantic one

it's for it's for if you're enjoying the flight

um

well yeah

fuck yeah fuck the window seat marry

the aisle seat because it's practical

sometimes you need to go you need to just use the bathroom you need to leave and then of course kill the middle seat because it's practical. Sometimes you need to go. You need to just use the bathroom.

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