EP535: DESTROYED my school's SECURITY - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 28 October 2022
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r/tifu - TIFU by taking down my schools security system down
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I Heart podcast. |
| 0:23.9 | Guaranteed Human. Today I'm up by taking out my school security system. I love, I love, uh, you know, it's like a heist. Giving it to the, the authorities. Yeah, I mean. I feel like this guy's like the guy in the chair, you know, Hey, Roger, make sure to take down that security system. I am on it. I am the nerd. and he like, it was going |
| 0:24.2 | to see his |
| 0:24.5 | typing, |
| 0:24.8 | he's like, know. Hey, Roger, make sure to take down that security system. I am on it. I am the nerd. |
| 0:23.5 | And he like, it was going to see his type. He's like, I'm entering the matrix 30% down. And it has that |
| 0:28.6 | graphic that's like totally not what coders have, but it's like, it's like breaching 67%. |
| 0:34.9 | Red, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert. We have been hacked. Hackers coming coming in and says like hacked hacked hacked hack I'm currently in Geometry class typing this story after being in the office all lunch I 15 mail saw a piece of paper taped to what I thought was a security camera and being six three. All right, we get it. You're tall. |
| 0:58.8 | Decided I would help out my janer by jumping up and grabbing it for him. For reference, |
| 1:03.7 | the sticker is 10 feet in the air. After not getting it the first day, I decided I would do it once every day during passing period. And my entire class who has to go down the same hallway would |
| 1:08.9 | cheer me on to get it. Classic high school thing. |
| 1:11.4 | Yeah, it's like, get that piece of paper or whatever. |
| 1:14.6 | I used to slap like, you know, like like exit signs and stuff. Yeah, for sure. Well, today for |
| 1:19.8 | some reason, I was really hyped and I fully sprinted and got the piece of paper in between my |
| 1:25.3 | index finger and thumb and I took the camera down with it. |
| 1:29.8 | Nice. |
| 1:30.9 | Well, after I got it off the ceiling, I put it down to go tell my favorite shout out Big Sean security guard because I was definitely seen and a snitch took the camera. |
| 1:40.2 | I guess someone took the camera after he put it down, which is like, okay. |
| 1:44.4 | After me and the guard got the camera from the snitch and walked to the office, I find out that |
| 1:49.7 | the camera is a motion sensor that is close to $1,000 to repair. |
| 1:55.3 | Yikes. |
| 1:55.7 | Yeah, baby. |
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