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Karen let her son steal my blind cane because she thinks I'm lying about being blind.

Then the unthinkable happened.

I had no idea a blind cane is called a blind cane.

It seems, it seems that's how O.P. directly refers to it.

I did not. I had no idea.

What about like a seeing stick?

That's, the seeing stick has the alliteration built in.

That's a good one. Or like a blind baton.

These are honestly great names. I'm not going to lie. Those are pretty incredible names.

Conachal cane because of the cones in your eyes.

Or are those,

wait,

canonical,

is that like a thing in the eye?

So like there's cones.

There's rods and cones in your eyes.

And like one sees color and one sees black and white.

One's for like night vision.

One's for day vision.

And so like cones.

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